turkey cam

A tracking camera following a turkey as it’s thrown.

- Bro, try the turkey cam.
- The what?

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

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Jive turkey

Most offensive word in the human language

We thought Cornelius called Lou a jive turkey but he really called him a cocksucker

by Saviddims November 23, 2021

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Cold Turkey

When you have take a piss or shit but you can't because your not near a bathroom, so you have to hold it, cold turkey...

Kiauna "Dad i needa piss!"

Dad "gonna have to go cold turkey until we get to a gas station."

by BluesmanPete October 11, 2025

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Thanksgiving Turkey

when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.

I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with a souvenir of Apollo 11 space programs shuttle. bigcums - thanksgiving turkey

by binnoladen March 12, 2023

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left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

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