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mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off
I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle
by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020
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Butt Soup

Aka Fowl Butt Juice. The liquid shits. When your bowls are thin and super liquidated.
Poor Jennifer’s stomachs was in knots as she did her best to hold in the Butt Soup while waiting for the bathroom.
by Farts4Sale February 20, 2024
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alphabet soup

Exotic recreational drugs known by letter abbreviations, particularly in combination. Generally used as a derogatory term by people who do not partake in such things, and/or a descriptive term when everyone in a group of people at a party is on something different.
A: What the hell are you guys on?!

B: Well joe and sally are on tripping 2C-B, mary is on MBDB and MDAI, the people fucking in the corner are on 4-MMC and...
A: Got it, alphabet soup - I'm gonna do some good old fashioned cocaine here and smoke a joint if anyone wants to join me...
by Doc. A February 12, 2017
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Bitter, bitter, soup for dinner

A colloquial expression indicating someone's disposition is particularly bitter, likening it to the taste of a hearty bowl of stew, which serves as a metaphorical comparison to emphasize the intensity of their bitterness.
"Whenever Sarah starts complaining about her job, her friends jokingly remind her, 'Bitter, bitter, soup for dinner,' to gently poke fun at her sour mood."
by commonphrasedefiner1 April 6, 2024
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primordial soup

A word used to describe a woman's genitals when they've had sex with over 50+ people. Refers to the hot conditions & the ingredients necessary to form new STDs

Primordial soup, also known as prebiotic soup, is the hypothetical set of conditions present on the Earth around 3.7 to 4.0 billion years ago. It is an aspect of the heterotrophic theory, concerning the origin of life, first proposed by Alexander Oparin in 1924, and J. B. S. Haldane in 1929. (Wikipedia) The theory suggests that the primordial soup gave birth to the first microscopic organisms. (or in this case, new breeds of STDs)
"Bro Alisha has like 500 bodies"
"Her cooch must be a primordial soup"
by bamcats December 5, 2024
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soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into her homemade soup without telling you and pass out during a family dinner!
Look at Shanda over there, she passed out in her bowl! She must be soup wasted!
by Papford September 24, 2021
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Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.
Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!
by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025
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