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Shoe-Rape

Carelessly yanking the overlapping laces of a shoe loose to ruin the function and appearance of the weave.

This causes the targeted person to have to painstakingly re-lace the potentially damaged shoe, hence the word "rape".
"Hello, is this Eric's mom? This is principal Shepard. It seems him and a few boys from school started a negative trend of pulling on other student's shoes, calling it 'shoe-rape' and telling people, 'You got raped!'".
by ThaNameGame July 14, 2022
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the egg in the shoe

A term for when someone is to put on their shoe and feeling a egg underneath their foot. Often a cooked egg. A raw one if you wanna be extra mean.
«I felt something wet under my foot Bob!!»

«That must have been the egg in the shoe Bernt»
by Minlio August 2, 2020
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Shoes

Ouuu theses shoes feel nice like sketchers memory foam
by Red90 March 10, 2019
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Turn In Yo Shoes

1.) An expression used after one is disrespected with a hardcore roast.

2.) An expression used to show up your haters
1.)
Jimmy: *Wearing Lebron sneakers*
Jamaal: Yo you got Lebrons... Hair Line
Overhearing Bystander: OH MY GOD JIMMY TURN IN YO SHOES

2.)
Kid that dropped out of high school to become a rapper and becomes successful: To all my haters y'all can TURN IN YO MOTHERFUCKING SHOES
by Mammoth_Daddy October 27, 2016
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Elf Shoes

Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “

“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
by MisterHollie December 27, 2021
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Your Shoe Nam Bread

A jamaican term, reffered to as “Your shoe has a whole in it.”
Hey Micheal! Your Shoe Nam Bread!
by Yeah, THAT guy. June 5, 2018
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mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.
Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013
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