Zebra Dick

While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.

Babe check out my exotic zebra dick!

by Dnaldz34 May 15, 2018

Dick Fungi

The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.

Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.

by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011

My dick

Is fucking awsome

My dick *points to crotch* right here.

by AWESOME364859 March 21, 2010

Dick-Boob

An ancient game in existence since the Neolithic Period, in which one man will challenge another to draw 1000 boobs before the challenger can draw 1000 dicks.

Challenger: Hey, I bet I can draw 1000 dicks before you draw 1000 boobs.

Challengee: A game of Dick-Boob, is it?

by Sixty-Seventy January 23, 2010

Sam's dick

An extremely large penis do not fuck wit him if you gave this dick a good sucking he will love you forever

" I sucked Sam's dick and now he loves me forever"

Sam's dick is the best dick I've seen

by Some girl/chick January 13, 2017

tissue dick

n. What one has when the tissue sticks to one's penis after using tissue on one's penis to clean ejaculate.
n. an insult suggesting the receiver is equivalent to a penis with tissue stuck to it after ejaculating into tissue.

1) I'm not looking to get laid tonight, I have tissue dick and that shit hurts to remove.
2) Just go to the party with us! Dont be such a tissue dick.

by stacked3x August 11, 2009

Dick Titties

the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack

Tyler's dick titties are very dark.

Are those dick titties fake?

by Kase Von D September 29, 2012