crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

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Gentleman's Crush

When an older guy lusts after some person considerably younger and immature, realizing he won't/can't proceed with intimacy/sex because she's just too out of touch with the values and tastes He enjoys.

Hey, Man. You think Pops is gonna hook up with that chick that's swooning and drooling like he's a Tater Tot???

"No, Dude. He told me he's got a Gentleman's Crush on her, and put her off limits. Now they're just friends, but She may not get it..."

by MeO'MyOh! August 24, 2022

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National Ask your Crush Out Day

On December 10th, you have to ask your crush out.

hey dude, its national ask your crush out day! you know what that means

by bentleyboi December 9, 2020

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Crush

I believe that a crush a called a crush because they will crush your feelings once they know you “like-like” them. Therefore is why they are called crushes.

Girl:I think I have a crush on Taylor
Best Friend: Honey no you don’t he will just hurt you. All you need right know is close friends nothing else.
Girl: Yeah your right *thinks to self: TAYLOR TAYLOR TAYLOR TAYLOR* all I need is friends.

by A person2212222021 February 28, 2021

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