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Doing the bus driver

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.

Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?

Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018
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Driving The Bus

When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.
Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 5, 2023
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Bus

The deadliest yet funniest tool of destruction in the world.
Person #1: Did you hear about Martin?

Person #2: No. What Happened?

Person #1: He got hit by a bus.
by Schizophrenic McMurderBus August 14, 2013
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Short Bus

When two guys have sex with the same girl back to back.
Payton had a short bus ran on her by Carson and Josiah.
by TMG_ByrdMan May 14, 2022
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Bus

A large vehicle that takes the piss and doesn't arrive on time.
Student: Man my bus will arrive in 44 minutes
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!
by MrsRelatable December 10, 2021
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Dirty Bus Stop

A bus driver who becomes a lot lizard, typically due to unforseen circumstances. Whose pussy is readily available and used by truckers, adventurers and the like.
"I pulled into the truck stop to refuel. I ended up staying longer for the Dirty Bus Stop!"
-Rudy
by ActLikeYouDontKnowRudy July 26, 2022
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get on da bus

This is a tough phrase to define. It encapsulates many of the every day struggles of a young man.

Defining this phrase so early in it's use is not preemptive and will not end poorly.
Lisa: I hate this.

Young Man: GET ON DA BUS

Lisa: No, don't get on the bus.

Young Man: Don't hate! GET ON DA BUS.
by OrsonKrennicsGloriousWhiteCape December 19, 2019
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