Bum Shui

Feng shui for the homeless aka bums.

Did you bum shui your curbside?

by Patti_mayonnaise February 2, 2018

bum-scadge

The collection of debris and sweat that gathers in the rectal crease between the buttocks.

It was roasting at graft the day. I better go scrape the bum-scadge out before it cakes me kegs

Here, pet, come smell me bum-scadge

by TheTrufflingPig July 12, 2020

coffee bum

A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.

Dick :

Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?

Harry:

Yeah man

Tom:

That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.

He is a f#$#ing coffee bum

Sally:

WTF is that smell!?!? ?

Harry:

It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.

Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.

by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019

Bum jam

A different way of saying diarrhoea also known as BJ.

A - what does bj mean

B- oh bum jam

by jonesG March 24, 2020

bum stuffer

A gay male

John- yo your a bum stuffer!

Vaglips- i understand

by degrace June 19, 2009

Boujee Bum

A person who is a bum but got high Standards.

Guy 1:"Look at that boujee bum".
Guy 2:"Yeah, Got wine taste on a beer budget"

by Gaytinkerbell June 6, 2018

bum swish

When the sweat from your anus and the sweat from your genitale mix together in your gunch.

Man this heat is really giving me some bum swish.

by Bum swisher December 5, 2016