cum statue

When a person gets cummed on from all directions and then stands still for long enough that the cum hardens and then they can't move, like a statue.

Janine passed out partway through the orgy. When she woke up, she was a total cum statue.

by LRockizzle June 21, 2016

Cum Dumpling

A mans ballsack

“Yeah, lemme lick your cum dumpling”

by barb-a-q November 24, 2019

Cum Slipper

When a man pulls at the last minute and releases his load into a slipper/shoe and the girl put her foot into the cum filled slipper and then wears it around the house

I heard mark made Jessica a Cum Slipper

by Dr l.a...s dart June 19, 2019

cum keyboard

A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.

Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"

by Whispering_sweet_nothings November 13, 2018

Slushee cum

A term for a watered down slushee

Yo, this slushee cum is litty

by kmanchill July 18, 2017

cum tears

The cum that drips from the eyes after blowing a load on someones face and eyes, especially after she has been deep throating and gagging where cum mixes with actual tears secreted by the throated person.

Wipe the cum tears from your face before your boyfriend gets home.

by Bamzamma June 14, 2018

Cum in lung

When deepthroating and the male cums in the avioli and becomes very difficult to breath.

Last night billy bob gave me cum in lung disorder! I need my inhaler!

by Ukjvfeukvefjkvbefkuvvfkuvbefkv May 19, 2014