Shit pocket

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.

Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.

by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015

Colossal Shit

KFC Employee: Hi how can I help You?
Customer: shut up bitch
KFC Employee: takes a break to go cry in the bathroom
KFC Employee: exits the bathroom after 30 minutes
KFC Manager: hey, what the hell took so long?
KFC employee: *with tears in her eyes* "Colossal Shit"

why did you take so long to get changed?
Colossal Shit

by JOE_NUTS May 28, 2021

Would bomb the shit out of them

Me?

Hym "I mean, yeah I would bomb the shit out of them but you all would bitch about it incessantly until I stopped so..."

by Hym Iam June 15, 2024

45 in the Shit

When you are so deep in trouble you are almost done for.

All those years ignoring responsibility and now he is 45 in the Shit

by Reddeadroses May 21, 2019

Shit Balls

When you are spewing diarrhea and it splashes in the water and covers your testicles.

Last night I was taking a crap and got the shit balls.

by Bazerk November 3, 2015

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

by big balls23 June 9, 2022

Shit-a-doodle

It means shit

Stop talking shit-a-doodle

by Rachthecow April 24, 2021