ass disparity

A very rare condition (that does not exist in real life) where one gluteous maximus muscle is larger than the other.

Though no one has ASS DISPARITY, the thought that someone could have it helps people appreciate how symetrical and perfect Creation is.

by but for February 21, 2020

Assing

Means Asking

What u assing me?

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

weird ass party

(wîrd)(ás)(pärté)
n. pl. weird ass par·ties
def: A social gathering for pleasure or amusement, focusing on or celebrating the strange or otherwise out of the ordinary; rectum, behind, bum, rump, gluteus maximus, dumper or posterior.

The conjoined fetus twins had a weird ass party before they were surgically separated.

by Buffalo Pockets December 9, 2012

Ass

A. A
S. Solution to
S. Satisfaction

Dats why I tap dat ass

by Mi wordz becuz I'm smart June 23, 2017

Smoked Kentucky Ass

When you blow smoke into someone's face while they are eating your ass. In Kentucky.

How about we try a Smoked Kentucky Ass tonight, since I have a nice cigar to smoke.

by Shaggy121143 June 27, 2023

Bitch Ass Nigga

an insult used by real niggas to other niggas

Real Nigga 1: man stop bein sorry and box, bitch ass nigga!
Real Nigga 2: Who's a bitch ass nigga?

by TheRealNiggaCode May 28, 2021

ass to ass impasse

When a couple are both bottoms and unwilling to negotiate for satisfying sex so they sleep ass to ass and pout simultaneously.

My ex husband was too subby for me because I really wanted a top, so we were at an ass to ass impasse.

by Veev September 21, 2022