No Shit

When someone states the obvious and you're amazed at their stupidity

Dan: Omg, did you know the Earth is far away from the Sun????

Susan: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

by FryDom December 15, 2018

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SHIT braids

To have braids that look like shit

Girl:my braids are on Fleek
Other girl:No Bitch them are shit Braids Df

by lul.baezin October 22, 2015

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One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.

Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021

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Shit, guy.

90's Toronto slang rooted in suburban BIPOC Carribean and Gino culture meaning that's too bad or as an exclamation

Pronounced "shit giyee"

Example 1
My car broke down
Shit, guy.

Example 2
Shit, guy; Maryam's looking goooood.

by Tee.Tee.Cee. January 11, 2022

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The Nazi Shit Perp

When the bathroom is occupied forcing you to take a fat mike wasowski shit in the neighbors toilet without wiping or flushing and leaving EPIC shit stains in the bowl of the toilet and wiping a picture of nazi shrek on the wall and exiting the house nude screaming fire in the hole

Wocky slosh!!!!!! The nazi shit perp

by ShReKsHiTz January 9, 2021

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