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Shit strings

Usually after a soggy, wet, runny or mushy poo you can find that your backside is annoying to wipe. It tends to go on the hairs around your hole leading to the term ‘shit strings’
I’ve just had a runny poo and now I’ve got shit strings
by Big guy 1463 April 4, 2024
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Shit Master

Only he can use the shitter.
:Shit Master: “Oh shit, I need to shit!”
by SomeoneROFL July 6, 2024
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Crisp Shit

A crisp shit is just another word for a fart. A fart can only be a crisp shit if it is loud and dry.
Damn dude that was a crisp shit!
by Crisp Shit February 22, 2023
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shit strike

instead of sign petition you become petition
forget taking a shit men tomorrow we die hey?
be generous if you have shit petition sometimes

you must go even if world says it's safe to die?!
A beautiful butterfly in the wind again? No shit!
N'importe de shit! The French the call of shitty and turned of the gaming console. Shit strike mes freres!
by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025
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Shit slit

When the back connects directly to the legs and there is no butt at all, just a slit.
" That girl must of LMFAO way to much cause she got a shit slit!!!"
by Pmoney135 September 3, 2016
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MAN im fucking shit at chess

person1: MAN Im fucking shit at chess

person2: fuck off
by HehMan May 8, 2022
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Sphinx Shitting

When you shit in a yoga pose
I heard doing Sphinx Shitting relaxes your sphincter
by Seriouslywhohasthatname November 8, 2023
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