Fuck shit up

Eat good food. Eat well.

Hey let's go to that burger restaurant and fuck shit up!

by Raheemworld December 9, 2021

Dumb shit

1: Some real hot garbage. Totally worthless pieces of shit
2: Some brain dead asshole who can't do shit. Its a miracle they don't forget how to breath, though, it would be nice.

1:"Hey don't worry about the stuff I put on the internet, its just some dumb shit.
2: "Joel is such a dumb shit, its amazing he functions as a person at all"

by Gabeolo November 16, 2019

Shit around it

A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."

Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"

Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"

by k80theshade February 18, 2025

Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.

Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

by Kallofox August 2, 2022

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

keen as shit

Extremely excited about something. So excited there is an inability to think of any other word at the time so the swear word shit is used.

Hey man want to ride my motorcycle?
Oh my god! Hell yes! I’m keen as shit

by Wise plumber February 27, 2018

fucking shit

shit that is fucking itself

1. you smell like a fucking shit

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023