Gangster Shit

when mom find cum sock

Cus if u diint i ma have to dick you DO *bang* WN ON S *bang* OME GANGSTA *bang* SHIII mom gettin hit DIFF gangster shit

by niggerwiller September 29, 2023

An Asshole And A Piece Of Shit

Even if you're right about Bill Burr... You're not NOT an asshole and a piece of shit. And you're in an incest cult. You are actively trying to get me to murder children. Your wife is a filthy jew-slut. You're kids are basically retarded in comparison to me. Uuuuumm what else?

Hym "And, even I am an asshole and a piece of shit, I'm still the creator of AI and savior of humanity. You should be happy Ben. You're religion was right! Someone better than you WAS coming to save humanity! And-"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024

shit throwing

To act as if you were drunk but realisticaly faking it.

She cant be drunk she had one shot she is for sure shit throwing

by Peyton Schloss August 7, 2017

The shits

A slang term, used especially is the North East of England, for a bout of diarrhea.

"I've got to go to the loo, I've got the shits."

by NorthEastEnglandMan August 18, 2023

Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.

After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019

Bucket of shit

When you're dealing with a bunch of connected issues (usually at work) that are not really your problem but you now have to resolve it.

Joe: I heard John resigned yesterday? Doesn't he report to you?

Jane: Yes, I tried to deal with that bucket of shit because HR did not. However, John had already made up his mind!

by Master_Bate October 11, 2022

Shit Whistle

When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.

So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.

by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021