Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022

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27 my ass

To have a salad eaten from ones asshole.

27 my ass! make sure you bring napkins.

by FalseProphet13 April 5, 2021

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Slap anyone's ass - day

Today you can slap who ever you want on its ass. You're welcome.

Just show them this and they will slap yours too!

EVERYDAY 24/7.

Is it slap your ass-day today?
Heck yeah
Slap anyone's ass - day

by tjabejb November 5, 2019

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Peice of Ass

The part of a pig that ham comes from. A ham sandwich.

Person 1. What did you bring for lunch today?

Person 2. I have a lunch box and a Peice of Ass waiting on me outside.

by ButchNochance January 31, 2022

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Ass Stamp

when a stripper is so sweaty they leave an imprint on your clothes

Damn homie what happened to your shirt? Man the stripper gave me an ass stamp.

by savuren January 20, 2021

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Smelly ass automobile

When bits of left over shit fell out of the stinky unwiped sweaty ass of your neighborhood piss boy. Making your recently acquired v12 automobile smell like your dad.

"Yoooo, man pull up in the smelly ass automobile"

by Dr. Seggs September 19, 2022

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