Shit

Something that comes out of your ass

“I just shitted my pants, and I was no where near close to a bathroom!”

by Offical_shorty123 June 16, 2022

Tim shit

Extra given tasks during a workday at inconvenient times. Usually, assigned by a manager or authoritative figure within a company/ business.

My manager pull some major Tim shit today at work.

by Tim Shit April 1, 2023

double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.

Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn

by cloudyysaturnn October 19, 2021

leopard shit

the ability to make yourself look like a half a retard

girl1-guys lets go to the leopard shit
guy-what are you some kind of a half a retard
girl2-she gets what she can
girl1-it is what it is

by tommy tim lusifer the 3rd January 2, 2012

Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective; To describe something, typically a person or activity, that is being extra or acting or displaying actions of extreme craziness.

"Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin are both Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."

"Most Floridians are beyond Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."

by Locolito321$ April 11, 2020

Shit-filled Twinkie

A human being who is a complete fool

That person is a shit-filled Twinkie

by Misslinds March 16, 2023

Schrodinger's shit

The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.

Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.

by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022