Max is a cunt
by Georgeweller19 November 22, 2021
Get the Max mug.Max is the type of guy that asks you to be his gf on text. He would also just assume that you are jealous of his best friend when you have no reason to. I'd say my Max gives of very big dick vibes in the beginning, but by getting to know him better, I'd say his dick is average sized. You don't know his actual penis size, but if you are a petite brunette who is very smart, you will find out quickly. I'm very lucky to have a Max in my life, because he is better than most 14 year old weirdos who populate schools, like a lot better. So yeah.
Random Girl on bus: That guy gives of big dick vibes, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Also random girl on bus but cooler: Don't do that, he's a Max, and he's already taken.
Also random girl on bus but cooler: Don't do that, he's a Max, and he's already taken.
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Get the max modd mug.Max is a total crybaby, he will most likely cry when things don't go his way in life. He messes with bugs and has a weird shaped head.
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did yo see Max yesterday?
yeah at the fencing gym
oh! I saw him at the climbing gym
you talking about Max?
yeah
oh is he the one who helped the old lady cross the street
yes
he is so cool
yeah at the fencing gym
oh! I saw him at the climbing gym
you talking about Max?
yeah
oh is he the one who helped the old lady cross the street
yes
he is so cool
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