Wood 🪵 Land

We’ve all seen horny users on the internet say “would” to a females picture . Ive combined landing a woman, woodland & wood (would & slong wood) together. Typed “Wood 🪵 Land” “ I wood 🪵 land that” ***** The wood emoji must always be used.

(Attractive female posts picture) “Wood 🪵 Land” “I wood 🪵 land that”

by Gedi @gorilla8012 December 20, 2023

Wood style

Stroking your penis with both hands and making a pencil shaper like noises, hint the name wood style

Josh: Yo bro, my girl gave me wood style last night

Tom: Holy shit do that’s some crazy wood style she gave you

by Meme_Art_Kid October 24, 2025

wood

a tree

nice wood

by cartereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 9, 2022

You tryna hold this wood

The famous line said by Areeb of day today Drylaw and was most famously used in the Ats song Smithereens

Areeb “ you tryna hold this wood”

by Daytodaydrylway October 27, 2021

u smell like wood

A refrence to a good smell like burning wood

Guy#1 Hey nice cologne you smell like wood
Guy#2 Ok...thanks I guess

by XxSavage pandaxX March 8, 2017

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

wood people

Those creepy figurines in your grandparent's apartment that they've collected from God knows where in Africa.

Janicestop looking at those wood people they're terrifying.

by Nobody10012992 March 3, 2017