Noun 1. When any person calls another for the purpose of taking a shit on the phone without them knowing.
Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.
Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.
1. Chris calls John on the phone, they share casual conversation. Chris needs to take a shit but does not want to pause the conversation. Chris covers loud grunting sounds as they chat committing a "ninja poo".
2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.
3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.
2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.
3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.
by Chris and John (Toronto) February 13, 2010
Get the Ninja poo mug.by pirates r. weaksauce January 20, 2009
Get the Voodoo Ninja mug.A woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride "cleaning her plate" first, months in advance.
- Did you hear what happened to Martin who dry-dated her for four years?
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
by vibrotomographed January 19, 2017
Get the ninja bride mug.by Urban Duude March 14, 2021
Get the Ninja diffuse mug.Dumb asses that don't realize ninjas wear black to blend into the night. Can also refer to your garden variety dumb ass. Mama mia.
First Guy: Hey! You wanna go climb that building in ninja costume?
Second Guy: Dude. It's noon.
Ninja hanging from roof: (whispers) daylight ninja.
Second Guy: Dude. It's noon.
Ninja hanging from roof: (whispers) daylight ninja.
by Miss Orifice April 27, 2011
Get the Daylight Ninja mug.For example, Your arm feels itchy but when you scratch it you realise your arm isn't itchy - it feels it - and the itch is realy on some other part of the body. And we all know how stealthy ninjas are, so this is realy a "Ninja Itch".
by Karimuru March 28, 2010
Get the Ninja Itch mug.A giant cock that hits a bitch so hard she can't feel or even comprehend it's awesomeness, and therefore cums 9,200 times after the ninja cock leaves.
Women become pregnant by the mere thought of it. It is impossible to ignore. Shit, the ninja cock is inescapable and every bitch feels it before she dies.
by bleeding gums murphy April 22, 2005
Get the ninja cock mug.