hot funnel

A skanky whore on a dating website/app that is most likely going to "catfish" or decieve you. They will most likely give you an STD.

"Wow that looks like a hot funnel on tinder!"

by Mad Cow Mama April 8, 2017

Hot Tamaly

Someone with VERY good looks.

Used by Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie in "The Simple Life"

"Do you remember Bill from school? The fit one?"

"Yeah! He was such a Hot Tamaly!"

by KayleeAdams August 11, 2008

Hot-sexual

A hot-sexual refers to some who’s sexual orientation is such that they are only attracted to hot members of the opposite sex.

This is also an LGBTQ+ recognised sexuality.

“Hey I’m a hot-sexual, only am attractive to hot chicks”

by Swaggy9121 July 16, 2021

Hot Yacht

Alternative, more mug-friendly spelling of the noun hotyacht. Also the antonym of not yacht. A yacht with only attractive people on board.

I would like to hotyacht around the Horn of Africa because I hear the weather is great and they are super friendly to Hot Yachts.

by Nutata June 7, 2016

hot-shock

When an average looking guy or girl dumps a hottie, they go into a state of denial and disbelief, aka, hot-shock.

A hot young girl dating and living with an older man gets dumped. She ignores it and continues to live there thinking he will just change his mind. She doesn't understand how someone would want to break up with such a hottie. Total hot-shock.

by Amanda1230 August 14, 2009

tour hot

A phenomenon in which a chick that you would normally find unattractive actually becomes attractive in your eyes after being on the road (usually in a band) for an extended period of time and not getting any snatch.

Scottie-"hey bra are you really gonna hit that shit!?"

Chris-"dude I haven't gotten any snatch since Chicago, and this chick is tour hot, so fuck it"

Scottie-"ahh good point! I'm gonna go talk to that bow legged girl'

by champ pain March 6, 2010

filthy hot

When you see someone fuckin' sexy that you know have lovely things crawling inside them but you would still fuck their brains out. But only with a biohazard suit and some rubber gloves.

Megan Fox is filthy hot.... You'd tap that shit in a heartbeat, but only with a 10 foot pole

by helloktty November 5, 2010