Christmas Chaz’d

When you get absolutely steaming to the point you can’t see.

Guy: OMG, I’m gonna get absolutely Christmas Chaz’d!!

by Caravan Chazza July 14, 2020

David from the Christmas Carol

What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?

David from the Christmas Carol is gay

by PionelPessiGhosted February 28, 2024

Italian Christmas

Eating out a girl (while she is eating any fish but salmon) and he eats a tuna sandwich afterwards.

I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas

by SpaceZambonie November 10, 2020

Christmas Help

An imaginary overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.

Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?

by Bertie Big Bollox December 10, 2010

Christmas Eve'ing

A bunch of guys bukkakeing a woman who's sitting with her head pointed up, and her mouth wide open, so all the guys presents go down her chimney mouth.

"Yo did you hear about the party at Sarah's house?"
"Yeah man, like 6 guys were Christmas Eve'ing her"

by Epicchef64 May 28, 2022

Jungle Christmas

When your ebt card and welfare check come on the same day. This is indeed a rare occasion to be celebrated with 40 oz's and Newports.

Guy 1: My ebt card and welfare check came in the mail on theChristmas! I also sold some Crack and got shot.

Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Christmas Eve eve

The evening before Christmas Eve ; it is a real thing.

‘ today’s Christmas Eve eve you twats ‘

by Estelle billiard December 23, 2019