Playing Flappy Bird

The pre-masturbatory act of grabbing your flaccid penis with your fingers or hand, and flapping or bouncing it around to predicate an erection.

"Yo, you try this Flappy Bird game yet? I heard it's real addicting."
"Heh, I'm playing flappy bird right now."
"Well how is it- what in the hell man, you're disgusting!"
"Well, playing flappy bird is more of a gateway deal, it only gets addicting once you're actually jerking off. "

by Dead.juice March 4, 2014

Wanna Play Squids

This fucking retarded ass loser is addicted to Fortnite, a dying game that is still in configuration with many bugs and inconveniences. So this fucking idiot who can't even fucking remember what language he takes at school asks if he can play Fortnite in your house because his mother doesnt allow him to use his retarded nintendo device at his own house. He really sucks at Fortnite and has a lazy eye that makes his long ass mullet look even more retarded, which I didn't even know was fucking possible.

*Kid almost breaks his ankle and starts to cry*
Fucking Loser: "Wanna Play Squids?"

by SquidsAnyone? October 22, 2018

Eat & Play Combo

Giving cunnilingus to a female while playing with the goods(clitoris) at the same time. This will make her go crazy!!!!!

Last night I had an Eat & Play Combo..... Oh, I also went to Dave & Busters

by Big Skitz February 27, 2011

watch girls play

A group of beautiful group of youtuber who is smart funny as hell generous lovely caring always brighten anyone day up with the jokes scream and ridiculous idea and afk

Go on YouTube and subscribe to watch girls play

by Kingbudder May 19, 2016

Play Alphabet Soup

When a law enforcement agency calls in whatever acronymed agencies they can (FBI, ATF, NSA, etc) in order to sway a case their way or appear to be more powerful than what they actually are.

Officer: We need to get this guy back into our custody.

Sergeant: Play alphabet soup! Call the FBI and the ATF to help us on this raid and get the NSA to spill his call records.

by JT520 January 22, 2014

play with her nose

Someone who uses cocaine or other hard drugs through snorting

I can't mess with her, she play with her nose.

by Buffed Up Westsider September 17, 2020

online play anger

its when you are super ultra mother-fucking pissed off at an online game. like call of duty or halo. like when there's nubetubers and ultra omega campers.

me - What the fucking shit fucking fuckitty fuck fuck STOP NUBETUBING U MOTHER FUCKER

Dog - *stares*...(online play anger)

me - FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

by moshi1010 April 6, 2010