Slappy Pants

ones whose balls slap around in their pants.

you man...you got slappy pants today...

by GL October 17, 2003

Pants Transfer

When a male tries everything to discourage or scare away a female, only for her to graciously accept his chauvinistic requests and continue to hang on. The occurrence of the Pants Transfer means that the male "wears the pants", allowing him to become extremely arrogant, demanding and chauvinistic. This often backfires on the male by making the female more interested.

He tried to scare her away by telling her how much of a man-whore he is, that he doesn’t want a relationship and just generally being a prick. Now she has a fire raging in her loins. Talk about Pants Transfer!

by rangerdiko October 15, 2009

goober pants

someone usually a teenage girl who thinks its cute to be stupid. not the normal 3 chromosomes from retarded stupid like most. this is an act. mostly harmless goofy fun.

brit is a goober pants and chelsea is retarded.

by xixzero October 20, 2008

fuckboy pants

They are the pants basically every teenage guy wears at school. You know, those beige khakis from American Eagle. They're beige and also come in black. Everyone knows someone who wears these. Most of the people that wear them are either popular or rich (or both.)

If you're walking down the school hallways and don't see a guy wearing fuckboy pants- you're dreaming.

person 1: Hey did you see that hot guy that just passed us in the hall?
person 2: No, what was he wearing?
person 1: Those fuckboy pants
person 2: Oh, there was too many guys wearing those, sorry!

by secrets in the world November 23, 2017

vag pants

Somebody who is either a pussy bitch or a Zack

Matt: I see how it is after playing Madden for 60 hrs strait no1 wants to play me

Wayne: Fuck u Matt i am only good at stand-by in Halo 2 not games that involve skill

Matt: Ya right your just a vag pants.

by Ross the Great August 28, 2006

bag of pants

Someone disposed to wearing his low-riders at knee level thus completely revealing both underwear and outerwear.

I wonder if that bag of pants is wearing a thong?

by dreadsocks August 15, 2005

angry pants

A pair of pants that are horribly uncomfortable to the point where anyone wearing them is grumpy for the rest of the day. Angry pants can only affect certain people.

Sorry I yelled at you, I'm wearing my angry pants.

by Fuzzbun July 15, 2013