Christmas tree father

A father who is decorated, and is the center of attention for as long as he can be useful. Then when the glamor wares off,
he becomes slowly neglected, then thrown out of the house.

Yes, he's a Christmas tree father, he's staying with me until he finds a place.

by bossonvacation January 15, 2018

mexican tree war

A gang bang of chodes.

We should not be involved in this mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016

Cop some tree

To pick up, buy or purchase marijuana.

Let's, burn it! But first I need to cop some tree

by Nikismiles August 19, 2017

describe a spruce tree

When you want to tell a friend to suck a dick but cant say it outloud
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall

Go describe a spruce tree Payge!!!

by Gosuckasprucetree May 26, 2022

talking it up a tree

Was making something out to be great - was bigging it up.

This movie better be good, you’ve been talking it up a tree for ages

by Frazdug April 4, 2021

willow tree syndrome

1. The act of being shady or sketchy in character.

2. Not trustworthy or believable.

You can't trust anything that he does or says, he suffers from willow tree syndrome.

by SecretAgtWoman December 24, 2009

grassy tree root

a sexual position in which a man sticks his raging nathan in a mossy tree root

christopher went to the forest for a grassy tree root

by rottenoysterwitharagingnathan May 3, 2009