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Fuck his Horse

a term usually used instead of fuck him/her. or when you just kicked the shit out of something. after exclaiming that you have done so it would be followed buy "and then i fucked it/his/her horse."
"that guy is such a doucher. fuck his horse."
"dude screw that guy. lets fuck his horse."
"man i beat the hell out of that kid. and then i fucked his horse."
by /Joker/ February 6, 2009
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horse humping bitch

female who engages horses for sex. A male who would ass fuck a horse than jerk him off.
Yo Sally, Are you fucked out you horse humping bitch?
by r milazzo October 10, 2007
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Arabian Horse Blinders

Arabian Horse Blinders” is a sexual position where the woman sits or kneels astride her partner’s face and lowers her vagina onto the other’s face, wrapping his eyes, nose and mouth in her pussy lips. Also referred to as meat curtains it is the female equivalent of tea bagging and is based on the horse-blinders used around the eyes of Arabian Horses to keep them from bolting.
“Audrey joked that her Arabian Horse Blinders were so meaty they made her boyfriend cross-eyed.”
by T Lex September 10, 2010
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Whose horse is that?

An expression that one makes when a female with an especially large ass walk by.

The expression compares the legs of a girl to the hind legs of a horse---an animal that is know for having very large thighs and butt.

As such, this expression is usually reserved for females with the largest, fattest of asses.
"Oh look, here comes Delaney"

"Damn, whose horse is that?"

"You right man, she got one fat ass!"
by BigDicktionary420 November 21, 2022
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massive horse cock

A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.

Often referred to as a great column
"Hi! Can I tear you apart with my massive horse cock??"

"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "

"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."

"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"
by Massivehorse August 2, 2016
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fucking horse shit

This web site.
by the bearer of truth November 6, 2003
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Horse left the barn

Nancy: are you ok rob
Rob: nope, the horse left the barn, I'm gonna have to change.
by Robert billfuse November 17, 2019
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