I don't have many fucks left

I don't have many fucks left is When you really are on ur last nerve before SOMEONE SETS U TO THE DEEP END

I'm really starting to get to the point where I don't have many fucks left to give anymore because you're taking advantage of our friendship

by Faithmoriahfaith October 6, 2018

Dude I have been Murray Browned

Not delivering on a promise or offering something you have no intent of delivering on.

Brown: Thank you for the drinks and smokes. What can I get you? I am going up to the bar will get you what every you like.

Me: Its been 20 minutes I wonder if he is coming back, I am thirsty, confirmed he is gone.

Me: Dude I have been Murray Browned

by SoheilP February 28, 2013

i have chicken nuggs in my anus

what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.

TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole

brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol

by fat sealandish fish March 16, 2023

But Sir, what big balls you have!

What Little Red Riding Hood said when she went to visit someone like Sean Lawless or Joey from "Jenny 'n' Joey".

Rather than her being startled and confused at seeing da disguised Wolf occupying her gramma's bed, I imagine dat our favorite crimson-headwear-clad fairytale-character would have been totally delighted when she said, "But Sir, what big balls you have!", since it would have meant dat she would have good times not only fondling said jumbo heavy testicles, but also feeling the extra-large load of warm thick sperm that said oversize genitals could probably produce shooting either into her mouth or up inside of her.

by QuacksO April 15, 2023

I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy

The biggest lie ever told.

Ugh, YES, Urban Dictionary! I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy!

by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023

AIRSHIP MAP IS OUT i have no money

i dont have moneh

omg! AIRSHIP MAP IS OUT i have no money tho.

by 69 years ago July 4, 2021

Someone must have shit in his cereal

To be grumpy or a curmudgeon, someone who is often in a bad mood

Boy that guy is a pain in the ass. Someone must have shit in his cereal

“No wonder it seems like someone shit in his cereal.”

― Upon Stilted Cities: The Winds of Change

by -LL17 February 14, 2019