depression

Something non-existent

"Man I've been really down lately. I think I have depression"
"LOL just be happy"

by JUST BE HAPPY March 8, 2019

Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.

God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!

by anonymous September 6, 2023

Depressed

Depression is the act of being alone and sad because you haven’t seen Smunni. To get help with this you have to meet up with him and shake ass for him.

I’m sad and I’m depressed.

by Smunni December 9, 2024

zhyll depression

when you're crush says brb and doesn't return for hours and you feel like crying but you're staying strong

holy shit I think I have zhyll depression again

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha July 20, 2018

Gucci Depression

When you are depressed but you are Gucci as in good, fine, etc.

I have Gucci Depression.
I am depressed but I'm okay, good, etc.

by XxStar.c.s.xx November 26, 2017

depressed

read this if someone broke you I know its hard to move on because you has so much fun with them but just move on she/he probably is out fucking someone else right now and you don't want that so move on

don't be depressed because I don't want that for you

by baka_unu December 2, 2020

Sheen's Depression

He felt like Ultra-Lord, now he's Ultra-bored.
Been feeling so damn low he might just pull the fucking cord

Carl: hey Sheen how are you today.
Sheen: I don't know I feel ultra-bored and depressed, they should name a depression about me called Sheen's Depression

by IroncladExplorer February 27, 2021