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merk meat

1. someone who gets killed alot
2. another persons ragdoll in a video game
merk meat is a new player, or a noob with poor skills
by DaRealDrJ069 March 21, 2008
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meat pirate

The act of resting a man's fat belly upon a woman's eye.

Refer to Jim Jefferies.
It totally killed the mood when he pulled a meat pirate.
by smallzmcgee February 6, 2014
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Manufactured Meat

A phrase used to describe any overhyped, zero-talent 'celebrity'. Usually rises to alleged stardom with the aid of sleazy sex tapes, obnoxious behaviour in public, leeching off someone else's celebrity status, petty crime or extremely questionable dress sense. Another sickening product of an entertainment industry hell-bent on pandering to a worthless generation of drooling, slack-jawed morons.
"I don't even bother watching regular TV anymore. Too much manufactured meat."
by Bugzapper May 12, 2013
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Meat Mushroom

Slang Term referring to the male genitals.
Hurry up in there. Whats taking so long are you playing with your Meat Mushroom.
by FOTI OZ January 21, 2010
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Meat Vision

when you're checking out a dudes package to see what he's carrying. mostly done when a guy is wearing sweatpants or basketball shorts.
Alyssa turn your meat vision on and look at Marc
by Claire Oneil May 11, 2016
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Meat Slurpee

Believed to have been created as early as 1967, a Meat Slurpee is a flavored cock treat, usually chilled and enjoyed by the female gender via the mouth, vagina, anus, or vaganus depending on the make and model of the female. Meat Slurpee's come in many different flavors, no pun intended, such as Banana Cream Pie, SnoBawls, Fanta Falice, Yello Fello, Dr Peeper, Pinga Colada, and Minute Maid Semenade. Said named drink was named after the sound females make while enjoying the age honored slush meat drink.

According to online encyclopedias of sorts, Meat Slurpee flavors are certified kosher "parve" as well as halal. The exception to this would be the Pinga Colada if it were to contain alcockholic contents.

The idea for Meat Slurpees came when a man was receiving oral from a Mexican girl who had spicy Jalepenos in her mouth, forcing him to put sodas from his freezer into her mouth in order to stay cool, which caused them to become slushy on his shaft. He told his hippy friends about it and many people loved them, which gave him the idea to make a machine to help make a "slushy". Early prototypes for the Meat Slurpee machine made use of an automobile air conditioning unit. This of course was bad for the environment so he went back to the basics; Shaved Ice, your favorite flavors, and a female with Chin Nuts.
Polo: Dam T-Lo, your wife says your sister makes the best Meat Slurpee's this side of the border!

T-Lo: YEEEAH! I love the Banana Cream Pie flavor?

Polo: ???? You're not supposed to be the one drinking the Meat Slurpee, thats a chick drink dawg!

T-Lo: YEEEAH! oh wait for real dawg?
by Rusty Loads Sr February 4, 2010
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meat tits

The fattest, most awesome tits that you've ever seen in your life.
I want to find me a nice pair of meat tits.
Hey Bill, check out the meat tits on that one.
by mesjm2 April 9, 2011
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