Vagalentine’s Day

A holiday celebrating the love of woman having sex and giving birth.

You: Happy Vagalentine’s Day to all the women that made our and had children.
Me: That’s so lovely.
You: Yeah.

by gregben February 15, 2022

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Valentines Day

A holiday created by genius sadists in co-operation with flower, chocolate and wine industries to make single people question their life. This holiday also makes people in relationships feel obligated spend vast amount of money on pointless symbols of love.

Valentines day is a waste of time

by PengTingTrapQueen February 6, 2015

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chandere day

means a kinda crazy day where a lot of things happen but one can manage to get through that day easily.
it often happens so much in a frame of ones eyesight that it could be a hidden picture puzzle.

Man that's a chandere day!

Come over! It's chandere here!

by suessstar July 16, 2022

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Hanker day

December 29th 2020 is Hanker day. If you were on Twitter on this day you will understand exactly what I mean.

Ex: holy fuck I can’t function with all this content.

This is why we call it hanker day

by Skatermiyy December 29, 2020

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Basford-Day

Basford-Day is the expression for having an extremely lazy day.
Most notably the day we will be spent in bed (Only wearing boxer shorts / underwear) watching star wars, films, playing computer games (most notably simulator games) other internet videos on a laptop while just laying there in your pit.

Guy One - What have you been up to today?
Guy Two - Absolutely Nothing
Guy One - Had a Basford-Day then?
Guy Two - Yeah

by TheBDog84 August 29, 2013

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Techno day

The day technoblade passed may he be remembered forever as technoblade never dies.

Person one: did you know its the 30th of June.
Person two: yeah, any plans.
Person one: duh it’s techno day.
Person two: how could I have Forgotten that he was my hero.
Person one: mine too.

by Stevetheboss07 July 1, 2022

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