Bill Clinton

Once upon a time not long ago I was a hoe
And Hillary knew this shit
It don’t matter tho,
she still took the dick

And Monica too
But I never had sexual relations with that woman
😉

He’s a Bill Clinton.

by anonymous November 22, 2020

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Unbelieva-Bills

NJ's best place for a childs party. State of the art arcades and games make it a great place for children. Half of Waldwick works there. They are quickly expanding into a possible chain.

Hey where should i get a cheap but GREAT party for my child? oh check out Unbelieva-Bills.

by Thatmom24 May 13, 2009

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Dry Bill

An Action, Puting an absorbent material around ones finger and drying the cheek inside someones mouth. Opposite of a Wet Willy. Timing is key, being bitten is failure.

Sawyer snuck up on Luke with a Paper Towel around his finger. Like a fisherman on a lucky day he hooked his prey and dried some moisture from the left interior mouth cheek. Triumphantly he cheered and invented the "Dry Bill"

by Mean Tom Sawyer December 22, 2020

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bill’s breath

The worst scent in the world. Caused by Strawberry tom’s toothpaste; without brushing

Teacher A”Did you smell bill’s breath today?”
Teacher B”Yeah, sadly”

by SavageCloud January 1, 2018

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Bill

Bill cut his garden down because he has hayfiever and Bill is a nice friend very goofy and dumb but thats ok because he is Bill and Bill is good. Love you Bill <3

wow i can hear bill from a mile away

by happybirthdayfriend July 22, 2022

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