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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The other example was wrong so I fixed it.

" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
by sgt.failure July 28, 2021
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wood up

Some phrase that jacknjellify decided would look good on a shirt
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
by someone I guess March 5, 2021
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Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021
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jack woods

Jack woods is a very tall wood
by YeetBomber101 May 29, 2019
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Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok
by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022
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Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.
by SpringFellows May 26, 2016
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Anthony Wood

THIS IS DA FREAKIEST NIGGA ON EARTH IF YU SEE HIM HE MIGHT JS FUCK YU HE MIGHT EAT YOUR PUSSY SUCK YOUR TITTIES AND DO ALL OF THE FREAKIEST SHIT ON EARTH
da Boul Anthony wood is a freak a big ass freak
by dabender May 8, 2025
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