The other example was wrong so I fixed it.
" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
by sgt.failure July 28, 2021
Get the How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?mug. Some phrase that jacknjellify decided would look good on a shirt
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
by someone I guess March 5, 2021
Get the wood upmug. When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021
Get the Wood chippingmug. by YeetBomber101 May 29, 2019
Get the jack woodsmug. When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022
Get the Soft Woodmug. I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.
by SpringFellows May 26, 2016
Get the Sap O' The Morning Woodmug. THIS IS DA FREAKIEST NIGGA ON EARTH IF YU SEE HIM HE MIGHT JS FUCK YU HE MIGHT EAT YOUR PUSSY SUCK YOUR TITTIES AND DO ALL OF THE FREAKIEST SHIT ON EARTH
by dabender May 8, 2025
Get the Anthony Woodmug.