Macaroni nut

When you get a bowl of wet noodles and ejaculate on to the noodles and mix it until it bubbles then let it sit for a day and then get the bowl take one noodle and put it in the school water fountain and then take the rest and force feed it to each of your family members.

Hey Sam glover I just committed the nastiest MACARONI NUT yesterday.

by LukeSaulDeclan December 6, 2021

The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

by Skeleton secretary October 24, 2018

What the nut

Same meaning/use as “what the fuck” and “what the hell”

Jimmy: “DUDE! I GOT W SAV LAST NIGHT ESKETITTT”

george: what the nut !!!!

by lilnut420esketit May 12, 2018

nut jockey

The definition of nut jockey is a women who loves the nuts, she is on them like a jockey on a race horse. Riding them hard and fast.

Your such a nut jockey Wiggles.

by Wiggles from the field. August 28, 2010

Nut-Peel

the act of removing ones testicles from ones leg. often followed by the scratching/fondling of the testicles. its not gay to play. sweaty genitals provide prime condition for the Peeling of Nuts.

Setting: Hot day.

Someone is due for a quality Nut-Peel.

by The Hebrew Hammers February 22, 2011

reverse nut

When you see something so dissatisfying or distasteful that your penis retracts inside of your body and ejaculates.

Me and the boys saw this girl the other day and we passed her we were so disgusted that we all reverse nutted.

by Nuttbutt69 February 13, 2017

Slap of the nut

used to enquire if anyone is interested in going for a kick of the football (AFL or soccer).

Damo: Hey Simo whats up?
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also

by SimCouta March 10, 2011