Noodle

A unit of time that is exactly two minutes. Purely coincidentally also the time it takes to makes a pot of instant noodles.

I'm just popping out for snack, see you in a noodle!

by Littlepunk February 13, 2022

tail noodles

a tail made out of noodles

dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles”
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy”

by penis pasta January 8, 2022

Noodle groovin

It’s when you do a line of crystal meth and start moving all around. A tweeker,/ meth addict who is as thin as a noodle start to wiggle, and look like They are dancing ,and jerking in all different directions

Look at that meth addict noodle groovin.

by Eyeloveu October 8, 2019

Water Noodle

A penis with so much foreskin that it looks like it flows like water.

Tim's water noodle flowed effortlessly out of his fly.

by Fatmancando December 29, 2010

bomb noodled

photo bomb of nudes

this girl ''bomb noodled'' me last night

by hahaha_ May 11, 2016

Noodle Gazing

Ladies do this when on the prowl, scoping out potential male suitors, one night stands, and/or men to buy them drinks.

"Hello!? Amanda! Stop noodle gazing and take that shot!"
"Girl, you are noodle gazing hard core!"
"Did you score after all that noodle gazing you did last night?!"

by UpStateBronx December 15, 2008

Funeral Noodles

A term used to describe a situation in which you know you know something and can't find or show it to your friends.

A lost cause

Friend 1 "Hey what was that song with the scene kids on the bus?"
(two minutes of looking later)
Friend 2 "I have no idea man, that's funeral noodles."

by Figgywigguns May 5, 2014