KISS offense

(v) to conduct oneself or something in the easiest possible manner by avoiding extraneous actions. KISS stands for Keep It Short & Simple or Keep It Simple, Stupid. Much like a basketball coach would call out a Triangle offense or Isolation offense from a sideline, a parent, trainer or mentor would tell their subordinate to "run the KISS offense"

While the intern was fumbling through a long drawn out slideshow that was putting everyone to sleep, his mentor said to him, "run the KISS offense"

by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009

freedom kiss

When a person finds another person with blue eyes, cuts their lip so it bleeds, kiss them and then ejaculates on them. The word is an insult by Ameircans to french kissing hence red, white, and blue.

"Hey did you hear what Jimmy and Kristen did at Brad's party on friday night?"

"No what happened?"

"They freedom kissed."

by joe carl January 17, 2008

Devil's Kiss

The Devil's kiss is the heinous action of the tip of one's penis making contact with the cold porcelain of the inside of a public toilet.

I went to take a shit in the strip club bathroom, where I was unpleasantly surprised by the icy cold sensation of the Devil's kiss. Now it burns when I piss Thanks, Satan.

by ÜRBÂN DÌÇTIØNÁR¥ June 16, 2018

Love Kisses

Love kisses is a Toronto slang term that is becoming popular at ryerson university. The term invented by AV & PM, two soul-mates.

"Love Kisses" is the act of giving 5 awesome, loving kisses on each cheek plus one bonus kiss. Their are also eskimo kisses, forehead kisses, and soulmate french kisses that follow.

CAUTION: Only real soulmates can use the term love kisses.

PS: Baby mushes are only made by AV and PM

When PM had surgery AV gave him 5 love kisses on each side + 1 bonus one, and then gave lip kisses and a forehead kiss to seal it.

by PM AV SOULMATE June 14, 2011

booty kisses

-When you tell someone to kiss your ass.
-When you slap your ass and say "Booty kisses"

Vanessa: *Drops food*
Dad: "Vanessa, pick that up"
Vanessa: *Slaps her ass* "BOOTY KISSES"

by KaytothemotherfuckinTay May 30, 2013

kiss the ring

Euphemism for licking or kissing the rectal opening. Historical reference includes kissing the king's hand as a tribute or gesture of thanks, in return for being granted special access or position.

"We won't be allowed to do this until we 'kiss the ring'"

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 1, 2011

Kiss Rape

When someone has been kissed against their will, or approval

T.V. Announcer: "Kiss Rape is no joke. If you have been kissed against your approval, you have just been victimized of Kiss Rape, call 9-1-1 immediately. Remember, Kiss Rape IS Rape"

Man 1: "Dude, did you hear about Johnny, he kissed Jane, she's so ugly!"
Man 2: "Didn't you hear? Jane K.R-ed Johnny, he's been in his room since, poor guy"

by Cory Lavery September 24, 2010