dick plunging

When you are getting head and grab her ponytail with both hands and pull it up and down as if you were plunging a toilet

I was getting road head and ended up dick plunging my girlfriend.

by PAYNT May 16, 2016

Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

dick oyster

when ur balls get super fuckin sweaty and your cock gets stuck between em and then you just hafta pry it out that's a dickoyster

boy i got such a fucking dick oyster after that jog

by kyle cuntdick August 23, 2012

dick paper

The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum.

Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe.
Girl: Ooooh, you have dick paper!!!

by SFJH August 30, 2007

dick drought

its like a dry spell but it only applys to the lack of a penis in one´s life.

I don´t know how long I can continue in this dick drought, I´m thisty.

by CommodoreD May 25, 2009

shirt dick

The happy coincidence of accidentally leaving your pants fly open, and the corner of your shirt poking out of your fly in such a way so as to form a shirt dick that may be mistaken for your very own penis. A largely unfortunate and unintentional occurrence. Worse when wearing skin tone coloured shirts.

I was in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to do up my fly. To add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, I looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that I was also sporting a rather impressive shirt dick.

by benaud September 2, 2013

Dick Shovel

The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth

The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other

by DCDEAN December 19, 2012