dick paper

The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum.

Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe.
Girl: Ooooh, you have dick paper!!!

by SFJH August 30, 2007

dick drought

its like a dry spell but it only applys to the lack of a penis in one´s life.

I don´t know how long I can continue in this dick drought, I´m thisty.

by CommodoreD May 25, 2009

shirt dick

The happy coincidence of accidentally leaving your pants fly open, and the corner of your shirt poking out of your fly in such a way so as to form a shirt dick that may be mistaken for your very own penis. A largely unfortunate and unintentional occurrence. Worse when wearing skin tone coloured shirts.

I was in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to do up my fly. To add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, I looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that I was also sporting a rather impressive shirt dick.

by benaud September 2, 2013

Dick Shovel

The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth

The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other

by DCDEAN December 19, 2012

Zebra Dick

While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.

Babe check out my exotic zebra dick!

by Dnaldz34 May 15, 2018

Dick Fungi

The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.

Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.

by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011

My dick

Is fucking awsome

My dick *points to crotch* right here.

by AWESOME364859 March 21, 2010