anal spewage

Anal spewage results from squeezing the buttocks muscles too frequently, resulting in anal leakage.

Your girl seems to be suffering from anal spewage, perhaps you should tend to her needs, good sir!

by Jose Jones May 10, 2005

Anal foliage

Hair found on the buttock region

Ahhh anal folage, im blind

by Morgs January 17, 2004

Anal Cleanse

Once entering the anal cavity has occured, and one is fairly certain that his dick will be shitty when it is removed, the subject will then quickly make the transition between brown-eye to pink-eye with hopes of cleaning up thine own trouser snake a bit before having to look at it.

"I plunged my anaconda into that big greasy bitchs ass and smelt something fucky so I had to perfrom the anal cleanse."

by The Sultan of Swagger June 23, 2009

anal toaster

When you have a literal toaster in your ass.

Or, when you anally pound a bitch, the friction is so intense you warm dat as up.

Sandra: Jimmy offered me an anal toaster, I was so confused I had to try it.

Jimmy: Last night was so crazy, Sandra let me anal toaster dat ass.

by Griffdog55 March 18, 2016

anal eclipse

When your butthole consumes itself

I took a fat shit and my butthole caved in, I had an anal eclipse.

by andrew.d October 19, 2007

anal warts

the pussy warts found deep within the anal crevis thought to be the tastiest delacasy in ethiopia

oi mohammed let me chew on your anal warts

by ADLA X February 19, 2009

anal whore

Refers to a woman that prefers anal sex or an uptight picky person whose selfish desires often spoil the fun for the entire group.

Mike: Lets all get pizza at charlie's.
John: Sorry, eric only eats grimaldi's pizza.
Mike: What an anal whore!

by Dark2k1 June 16, 2007