by Jboooooiiiiii93 July 22, 2018
Get the Cum devil mug.Action when you cum after she uncontrollably guzzles your shmeat while sticking her ring finger up your ass wearing you like a wedding band.
by Skrizzy January 2, 2021
Get the goke cum mug.The period within a month a man can cum inside of his girl without having to worry about the consequences of impregnation. Usually, this occurs a few days before his girl's period, during her period, and shortly after her period.
Gabe, "Hey David, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"
David, "No way, it's cum season, I need to take advantage of not having to pull out"
David, "No way, it's cum season, I need to take advantage of not having to pull out"
by Fluffbun September 24, 2017
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MOM: starts screaming
Person 1: did MOM find the cum armour
person 2:yep there goes my light armour to fuck the bully
MOM: starts screaming
Person 1: did MOM find the cum armour
person 2:yep there goes my light armour to fuck the bully
by frozen cum September 22, 2021
Get the cum armour mug.Another name for eyeglasses. Also used to prevent ejaculation from entering eyeball, causing temporary blindness, and uncontrollable laughter.
Those chicks at the table are looking at us, lets go talk to them.
Ok, I'll take the one with the cum guards.
Cool.
Ok, I'll take the one with the cum guards.
Cool.
by xxachary November 30, 2014
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