Sloppy dallas

Packing a massive lip and giving a blowjob to someone

Hey babe imma give you a sloppy dallas

by Jelly bob July 8, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

Gives head with mouth full of dip

“My girl gave me a sloppy Dallas yesterday”

by Mcnasty and thedoooo December 2, 2020

Sloppy Pumpkin

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.

He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.

by FarmToTable November 27, 2021

Lobbin’ Sloppies

When you are hitting on someone while extremely intoxicated.

By the end of the night I was so wasted, I was lobbin’ sloppies on any girl that would stand still.

by El_ghosto August 10, 2018

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Do you want a sloppy Dallas

by Hahaha-hahaha October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act where a women sucks a mans dick while packing a fat lip

Yeah good ol Betsy gave a Sloppy Dallas behind the bar yesterday

by Neglected_chink October 15, 2020

Sloppy Pilot

It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.

"The best blumpkin I have ever received was one time, i got a sloppy pilot."

by FilthyRich1989 October 29, 2022