kane stewart

a cute ass guy who lies nd says i’m pretty when i’m not but he’s sweet nd cute 10/10 would give hugs nd lowkey date k periodt

kane stewart

by gae™️ September 11, 2019

Jake Kane

Jake Kane means he has a mean 12 inch elephant long schlong at least and has 6’5 240 Frame and gets hella pussy

Hey did u know that Jonny sins is a Jake Kane

by Jeisveoab June 2, 2020

Harvey Kane

Ugly little cunt pretty scroney and disgusting looking

Look there’s Harvey Kane let’s go cave his scull in he’s such a ugly little cunt and disgusting looking

by Henrysniper35 May 23, 2020

Kaning Season

A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.

Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.

by Kanus expert February 11, 2014

pulling a kane

to pull a kane is to unconsciously snap your dick in a pool. legend says (or kane says) while he was rooting a chick in the pool he snapped his dick. in theory but we have come to the conclusion that he was trying to fuck the jet filter.

being shocked by a sharp pain in your dick with blood pissing out.

*see's a bloke facing the wall of the pool sourounded by blood*
man " hey look that guy is pulling a kane"

by LaRaBoYs... April 11, 2010

Kane the Pain

Kane the pain

"My XR6 Typhoon has 650bhp and will beat your 440ci bigblock Charger"........mate don't be a Kane the pain.

by Pattoson November 18, 2022

SKETCHY KANE

When you are Randomly gifted a Candy Cane from an unexpected unreliable source or at a time of year that is not even close to Christmas. Instant feelings of mistrust and shadiness follow.

My Uber driver just offered me a bottle of water and this sketchy kane

by jefe blanco December 21, 2017