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The Real Homie

Better then a best friend, a person that is there for you when you need them the most. A person you can tell anything too, no matter how strange. If they're of opposite sex they can have guy discussions by simply uttering/texting "Guy Mode" and vice versa. Even if they are upset with one another they still have the other persons back. Ultimately, being called the real homie is the greatest thing one can call a true real ass person. At the end of the day, yall friends for life.
Maria is the real homie, because she puts up Kevin's bs. Why does Kevin bs? Because he thinks her reactions are funny, but sometimes they can backfire.

Kevin is the real homie, because he can make Maria laugh/smile when she's angry/sad/upset.
by kidkid02 September 6, 2015
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Hydro Homies

"Coke or Pepsi?"

Water please, were Hydro Homies
by MrSnazzyGoose June 25, 2019
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homie hopper

A girl or guy that hops (hooks up/has sex with) from one person to another, where the people they choose to hook-up with are within the same group of friends (homies).
You can see who's a homie hopper on homiehoppers (dot) com
by HomieHoppersCom June 18, 2013
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chromie homie

The name you give to your mentally challenged friend (for they have an extra chromosome)
"Yeah I know David has autism but we're chill, he's my chromie homie"

"That special ed kid is my homie with an extra chromie"
by TheRollexWatch November 28, 2016
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Homie Love

A strong phenomenon that occurs between two or more homies when they form a totally non-physical, sexual bond. It is not gay and fellow homies can talk about their feelings and experiences while being supported and/or fisted.
Homie 1: “ Hey bro.”
Homie 2: “ Hey bro.”
Homie 1: “Close your eyes bro.”
Homie 2: “ Ok bro.”
Homie 1: “What do you see?”
Homie 2: “ I see darkness bro.”
Homie 1: “ That’s my world without you bro.”
Homie 2: “Is this Homie love bro?”
Homie 1: “ Only the best for you bro.”
by The Homie, Eros November 13, 2018
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DC Homie

people that hang out at the Davis Centre library at the University of Waterloo. DC homies are always hanging out at dc, especially between classes, and staying there until midnight (when the library closes).

DC homies just hang out at the library, even if they dont have any homework to do. they go on youtube, facebook, or even play online games. male DC homies also tend to pick up chicks from the library, cuz they don't hang out anywhere else.
we be dc homies fo lyfe!!
by homegurlfromcanada January 5, 2009
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homie suck

The homie suck is when your friend decides to give you a blowjob. It usually happens if one or both of you are horny or bored. Since you're homies, you don't have to say no homo
Person 1: "Ugh, I was so horny last night that Chad gave me the homie suck."
Person 2: "Miss me with that gay shit, homie."
Person 1: "Naw man, it's cool. We're homies, so it's not gay."
Person 2: "Ah."
by TheHorniest June 1, 2018
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