Friend

1. One who loves another, especially one who feels sexual love.
2. A sexual partner.
3. A person who is cosmopolitan, considerate, random, intellegent yet childish when convenient.

You're such a good friend!

by Paramour paramount* March 4, 2009

no friends

Phrase used in situations in which one spends too much time in achieving something, purely for the demotion of another's self-esteem.

*On Facebook*
Daniel: Just went to the midnight release for MW3. Waited for 5 whole hours! You jelly?

Joseph: No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends.

by Explanations November 14, 2011

Friends

Something you don’t have.

I have no friends

by Jjjjdejjjj September 22, 2018

Friends

The people who you annoy the most and get it right back. "Friends" are the species that you never thought you would like until you met them. Most of the time you don't talk to them outside of the event you do together

"omigod, look!" I whispered to my dad. "Those are... Friends!"

"Why don't you talk to them? my dad asked.
"Uhhh… I'm a hypocrite. But so are my "Friends"

by Command C Command V December 10, 2019

Friend

A guy you can always look up to. (or down to if they are short)

Can you help me, friend.
Nah I would rather eat these chips and watch tv.

by LoreGang July 5, 2022

Friends

Something you don't have

Person 1: I have no friends
Person 1: Lol I have no friends who am I talking to

by Anonymousbishnextdoor December 12, 2020

Friend

Something I wish I have

Me: I have no friends
Me: same
Me: guess my only friend is myself
Me: yea

by ChickenTastesGreat November 3, 2020