Alonso Romero 

Alonso Romero is an amazing guy with curly hair he is sweet, handsome, not full of himself , FUN to talk to and most importantly a good guy. He’s one of those quiet BUT noticeable guys. You see him at the most random times AND love it. If Alonso Romero compliments you you’ll think about it for the week.He’s tall and has beautiful eyes. He has an amazing style that NO ONE can compare to. he’s a nonchalant match king

“THATS ALONSO ROMERO” *waves*

Alonso Romero by notanomnous March 28, 2025

Alonsoc

busted on nut ahh haircut male with bushy eyebrows and has no rizz and gets friend zoned

You are such an Alonsoc

Alonsoc by dihlover December 4, 2025

Alonso-Schumacher Theory

The Alonso-Schumacher Theory is the theory that if a person, often in a formal or casual competition, has something or someone they truly care about, they are, on average, less likely to take risks even if might really benefit them.

Based on a quote attributed to Formula One driver Fernando Alonso that talked about his fellow competitor Michael Schumacher at the 2005 Japanese Grand Prix ("I knew he'd brake, he has a wife and two kids at home"), the theory is named after them.

"Y'know, Rhys's lap times could really be improved by half a second... it's like he's unwilling to go 100%."
"It's probably because he just got engaged, he can't leave his future wife."
"Ah, the Alonso-Schumacher theory in action, never gets old"

Alonso-Schumacher Theory by TheManFromOsaka January 12, 2026

ronald alonso 

dates every 7th grader in hialeah

hey you know ronald alonso
yea didn’t he date gaby and other 7th graders

ronald alonso by clarissa garcia March 1, 2019

Fernando Alonso 

The best rookie on the grid.

Fernando Alonso is carrying Aston Martin. Couldn’t expect anything less from the best rookie.

Fernando Alonso by marss_barr May 29, 2024

Olivia Josephine Alonso 

The most beautiful and amazing girl in the entire ecosystem. Absolutely gorgeous and intelligent. You will never meet anyone quite like Olivia Josephine Alonso. She is a literal genius and when she applies herself, there is no stopping her. It is unfathomable that someone couldn't like her. She is giving, kind, loving, and caring. She is an amazing kisser and with every little kiss you will fall more and more in love with her. She puts her heart and soul into everything and never gives up. She loves her family and friends and cares unconditionally for her significant other. Whoever dates an Olivia Josephine Alonso, must be the luckiest person on the planet because nobody is worth solid gold.

Did you see Serena with Olivia Josephine Alonso?
Yeah, they're pretty happy together.

Olivia Josephine Alonso by eli19 August 4, 2017

Ophelie and Alfonzo 

She is insanely obsessed with him and wants to get with him but knows that she can’t because she is an alien

You two are acting like an ophelie and alfonzo

Ophelie and Alfonzo by The truth man 5555677 June 13, 2023