buttfuck

te be fucked in the asshole and asshole only

barbra:hey babe i just got off of work i will cook when im done
jake:ok
barbra:mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm
door:creeeeak
barbra:wtf
barbra:aaaaah
jake:lol i just came in here for some wet pussy
barba:no just butt stuff

jake:fine
barbra:ugh ugh ugh
jake:oh yeah bitch you like when i buttfuck you dont you

by trizzyjay098 November 19, 2020

buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that a man puts on when shit is about to get real.

John: Holy shit! Mike just put his buttfucking shoes on!!
Shane: Holy cow, looks like Lisa is about to get some anal action!!

by Thegundy April 14, 2022

buttfuck alley

An otherwise unobtrusive looking urban intersection that has a disproportionate amount of oblivious idiot drivers who think they own the road.

I almost got hit when driving past the building supply store by the gas station-it's a major buttfuck alley!

by Psychiclunchlady August 11, 2017

Buttfucking

Buttfucking is said in a sentence where there should be a pause between the two words

Correct:
She told him 'that's what she said, yeah but, fucking I should of told her the truth.'

Ghetto incorrect:
She told him 'that's what she said, yeah buttfucking I should of told her the truth.'

by GlitterPuff69 March 21, 2022

Buttfuck

When someone is so dumb that they lost brain cells by butt fucking.

Bro he’s buttfuck retarded

by Faggerito February 7, 2019

Buttfuck in the mouth

The worst way to be buttfucked

Hey fuck that guy. Buttfuck that guy in the mouth.

Video game boss. Let's go buttfuck that guy in the mouth
This is the worst day of my life, I feel like I got buttfucked in the mouth

Buttfuck in the mouth

by Hammergut July 13, 2019

buttfucker

A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.

A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.

by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025