would you like a spoon

said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.

Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

I would, but I'm pregnant

an excuse for doing nothing, used by women as a reason for not doing things that anyone else can do without a second thought

make the beds? i would, but I'm pregnant..

by dilcurrie July 25, 2011

i would tax you

I would fuck you.

Damn cutie I would tax you!

by Joe mamma November 5, 2013

i would rock you

playing a game and to have sexual intercourse after. Non stop and very violently.

we should play checkers. i would rock you.

by beachbabe56 September 28, 2018

What would Link do?

Similar to what would Jesus do but with some different outcomes

*Being taunted by gang of potential enemies
Friend "what would Link do?"
Yourself "you're right, lets leave it, they're ruining themselves"

*Someone else being ganged up on by enemies
Friend "What would Link do?"
Yourself "...probably fuck them up! Lets do it!"

by Coxmeister December 18, 2011

Would you hit me

She is trying to say would you fuck me

If i where near you would you hit me

by Taman hakeem January 19, 2021

I would turn you in

I would report you to the police.

If you kill someone, I would turn you in !

by Zulufly December 4, 2022