honking weiner

The act of grabbing another mans penis over his pants when he is not expecting it and yelling honk.

At the weekly poker game Steve became upset from me honking weiner.

by Weinerhonker March 11, 2016

weiner chips

Those little burned off peices of hot dogs that are attached to it or have stuck onto the plate after you microwave it.

Rudy: Hey there, BUD.
Bud: Hey Rudy. I just made a hot dog.
Rudy: Any weiner chips on the plate?
Bud: Yeah.
Rudy: Just gimme da chips

by Giovanni Mann August 19, 2008

Weiner Tucking

When a man tucks his wiener between his legs to act like a female.

Jr was weiner tucking all last night with his gf rather than hanging out with the dudes.

by Butters the pimp August 19, 2017

titty-weiners

Male or females nipples when erect and standing out.

My girlfriends titty-weiners were so hard, they looked ready to cut glass.

by Chuckwick Bill May 18, 2016

Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-

by bloonsfan17 January 11, 2014

P.P Weiner

P.P Weiner (Philip Peener Weiner) has the largest phallus in all the land. P.P Weiner is the C.E.O of P.P Weiner's Penis Enlargement Company.

The ladies love P.P Weiner's monstrous member.

by bigboizdream August 24, 2017

weiner lips

Lips well known for the insertion of a penis.

Tim has a well used set of weiner lips.
Pearson loves when he can show off his weiner lips.

by Switchblade January 20, 2016