warped tour

warped tour is dead and gone

the warped tour used to be a place, where as a young punk i used to go to get my ass schooled by older people and enjoy true punk music with a handfull of miscreants who abused the title of punk, but unfortunately now the entire lineup of the warped tour seems to be a bunch of bands who appeal to suicidal pre self actualized children who cry to their sorry excuse dfor punk noise while their parents plan their ivy league education, it is a fuckin shame...

by Field April 13, 2006

PGA Tour

1. A token African-American being chased by multiple other white or other ethnic men or women.
2. A token African-American man in a crowd.

Q: "What do you call one African-American being chased by crowd of 300 White men?
A: "The PGA Tour!" (Laughter)

"Hey, look over yonder, its the PGA tour!"

by Morris Levy May 26, 2006

Tour of Duty

The time between getting married and getting divorced.
Also can mean the time while one is in jail or prison.

WOW!! Tony's tour of duty was 5 years.

by Chadwin March 16, 2003

Warped Tour

Best place to mosh with your fellows-in-arms to AFI, the best band in the world! I can't wait for summer!

I broke my arm when Davey Havok landed on me after he jumped off the stage, but it is the greatest honor on earth to be physically hurt by the lead singer for the greatest band on earth!

by Rowan Mraz Bleeds Black Forever November 3, 2003

monkeys-on-tour

drinking holiday/vacation where the primary goal is getting monkeyed.

all the lads are doing a monkeys-on-tour to Ibiza this summer.

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

Garbage Tour

The act of carrying a half-full garbage bag around your home, emptying wastebaskets into it to get a full bag

Honey, if I take the Garbage Tour will you throw it away?

by VBartilucci January 24, 2010

goin on tour

When you rent a uhaul and drive to an undisclosed location to purchase and transport narcotics.

we were scheduled to be "goin on tour" in june in the bay.

by ChiChi French February 15, 2009