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JOHNNASCUS 

Part of Spider Gang (Lil Darkie's rapping group). Music is very experimental and loud and just tries to make you uncomfortable on a whole other level.
1: "Should we listen to JOHNNASCUS?"
2: "Who's that?"
1: "This guy!" -Put's him on-
2: "OH. OH GOD MY EARS OH NO AAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS HE SAYING"
1: "It's fun for the whole family!"
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English spelling of the name Johanna reserved for hot girls who normally have a wild side that every guy falls in love with.
Omg dude did you see the hot girl dancing on the bar she was totally a Johanne.

Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne
Johanne by phillip the monkey March 22, 2011
a very cool funky fresh girl that is also looking out for others
that johnnae shes so helpful
johnnae by STEFINEY January 1, 2012
a tall girl who's funny, fun, sporty, and outgoing has a big ass and big boobs is very popular and very nice and is so so so fun to hang with
wow johana is so fucken funny
johana by bulletproof100 July 28, 2013
Jovanna is a great ass friend. She's hot asl, but has mosquito bites for tits and people envy her for her good looks and bomb ass style. She has great music taste when she's not in an emo mood. She always wants dick but usually does nothing about it. You can always count on her to listen to your mega problems and she always has tea to spill. If you find a Jovanna don't let that bitch go.
Person 1: is that Jovanna

Person 2: yeah, I think that's Jovanna
Jovanna by Bitchweasel January 29, 2017

scarlett johannson 

She's hot. She's so hot that if I were a lesbian I would make sweet, sweet love to her.
Scarlett Johannson turned me on greatly in Ghost World.
A fine as girl who is down to earth,makes everyone laugh,is super sexy,also popular,always brakes up with her boyfriend's before they do it to her,has a big ass,is Hispanic/Latina,is wise and smart what else can I say this is definitly a Johana.
Damm that girl Johana is freacking fine as hell!
That girl Johana has a big ass!
Isn't that Mexican girl's name Johana fuck yeah that's Johana!
Johana by Joore October 5, 2010