wankshaft 

the principle means of driving a wanking machine, as related to a wankcam, wanksparkplug, and wankignition.

"the wankshaft isn't running properly, it needs a bit of attention" - scantily clad female mechanic

wankshaft by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003

wankshaft 

this is a small donkey that lives in your fore skin and eats the scrot rot of the end of your testicles

"ahhh wankshaft please remove your teeth from my tiny little testicles" - Andy

wankshaft by Smokey Mcpot January 27, 2003

Wankshaft 

A derogatory term to describe the popular MMRPG game “World of Warcraft”

“Q: Is he going out tonight?
A: Nah, he’s playing wankshaft again”

Wankshaft by Tikhon January 31, 2007

Wankshard 

The source of all evil
The 2nd most terrible insult you can give to someone...
the most terrible is a combination of two words

Bollocky +wankshard

*He's such a BOLLOCKY WANKSHARD!

*Woah my ex really does look like wankshard.

*Me- Hey Liss and Panda did you hear about that wankshard down the street.

Liss- Yeah i did! he is so foul.

Panda- hes such a Bollocky wankshard.

Liss- *disgusted horrified face*

Wankshard by Maddzyroo August 2, 2010

Wankshake

When you haven't washed your hands since you last had a wank and have now found yourself shaking hands with somebody important.

Dave shook hands with his girlfriends father. He remembered how he hadn't washed his hands since having a wank and awkwardly made eye contact with him. It was a Wankshake!

Wankshake by Inappropriate Handshake March 22, 2016

Wankstagangsta

The term "Wankstagangsta" refers to an individual which jerks off once or a large number of times who will then brag about it, typically making it known to as many people as possible.

"Look at him telling everyone, he must think he is cool for being a wankstagangsta" Katy said, making a smug look.

Wankstagangsta by Natura May 29, 2018

wankshaft 

the hole created by curling your hand and fingers into a semi-fist.

"the penis fits comfortably into the wankshaft before masturbation

wankshaft by oliver f. August 28, 2003