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trout mouth 

Describes the sticky, pungent taste in your mouth that follows a long night of drinking after which you take home the nastiest, dirtiest, filthfest of a woman and proceed to engage in such things as sixty-nines and deep tongue splunking with her.

The only known cure for trout mouth is long oral wash with white vinegar (do NOT try toothpaste, the taste of trout and mint will surly cause vomiting) and a REALLY long shower. Assuming of course that you've already gone home or -if the act took place at your house- ejected the culprit from your home.
"A good friend would NOT have let me take THAT home. I woke up with the worst case of trout mouth today. You evil son-of-a-bitch."
trout mouth by Cracka61 December 1, 2006
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Speckled Trout Mouth 

The way your teeth look after having smoked methamphetamine for 40 years.
You see that ol’ girl with speckled trout mouth? She’s tear your junk up on a Friday night.

Trouts mouth

When inspecting one's japs eye, sometimes it can remind one of a trout opening it's mouth, hence, trouts mouth.
My trouts mouth is burning like fuck.
Trouts mouth by welshowen November 21, 2010

Trout mouth 

A person with abnormally wet and puckered lips, when receiving a kiss from this person it leaves an uncomfortable wet spot
His trout mouth left a huge wet spot on me i felt violated!0
Trout mouth by Erica k February 9, 2018

Trout Mouth 

;A person who has a longer than average mouth, usually paired with large and/or are weirdly shaped lips.
ex: Jennifer Jason Leigh has a trout mouth!
ex: You know who has the biggest f-ing trout mouth? Chord Overstreet.
Trout Mouth by st0nerboi January 5, 2020

Trout Mouth 

Having a small mouth but being able to open up wide.
Her trout mouth is looking mighty purdy
Trout Mouth by ThatOneChiccc November 3, 2020